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APA New York City · Fall 2026 · Week 3

Nobody's Keeping Score

Always another bite at the apple

The Peetles put up first at and walked out 7–6. David took 2 off Gaby. Nation took 2 off Victor in 30 innings. Larry blanked Helena. Tara and Christy each stole a point. One short again.

Fall 2026 Week 3 · 6–7 vs The Peetles Home · Tap a Keg

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Last on the table

Sep 22

Week 3

vs The Peetles · 6–7

7:01 PM · Tap a Keg

Between 104th & 105th, Upper West Side
Subway: 1 train at 103rd Street

The Peetles put up first. David and Nation each took 2. One point short at the house.

The house

Tuesday, Sep 29

Sep 29

Week 4

vs Shark Monkeys W/Sticks

7:00 PM · Tap a Keg

Between 104th & 105th, Upper West Side
Subway: 1 train at 103rd Street

Home week. Shark Monkeys come to Broadway. Lag at 7.

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The card · Sep 22

The Peetles, table by table

Five matches. Thirteen points on the felt. We got six of them. They put up first at 7:01.

Helena Cruz

SL5

0 pts
#1
22 inn.

Larry “The Table Guy” Lag

2 pts

Scored by Tara N.

David Hanzal Lag

SL2

2 pts
#2

Gaby “Scratch Queen”

0 pts

Scored by David H.

Cagney “Nation” Joiner

SL6

2 pts
#3
30 inn.

Victor “Mc Vic” Edwards Lag

1 pt

Scored by Helena C.

Tara “Tornado” Nachtigall

SL4

1 pt
#4
34 inn.

Peter Acquafredda Lag

2 pts

Scored by Christy C.

Christy Crosland

SL4

1 pt
#5
32 inn.

Scott Doolan Lag

2 pts

Scored by David H.

Fall 2026 · through Week 2

The standings

This is the board from before last night. Piña Pa Ti leads with 18. Trap a Keg has 16. Felt the Scratch and The Uncoachables are tied at 15. Breaking Bad has 14. The Peetles, the Shark Monkeys, and the Nomads are tied at 12. We are ninth with 10, after a 4–10 at Kellys. Week 3 for the rest of the division lands later this week.

RankTeamHomeMPPtsWeek 1Week 2GB
1 Piña Pa Ti Kellys 2 18 8 10 —
2 Trap a Keg Tap a Keg 2 16 7 9 2
3 T Felt the Scratch - R1 Carlow East 2 15 8 7 3
3 T The Uncoachables — 2 15 8 7 3
5 Breaking Bad Cassidy's 2 14 8 6 4
6 T Nomads - R1 — 2 12 4 8 6
6 T Shark Monkeys W/Sticks Carlow East 2 12 6 6 6
6 T The Peetles Cassidy's 2 12 5 7 6
9 Nobody's Keeping Score · us Tap a Keg 2 10 6 4 8

Fall 2026

The schedule

Fifteen Tuesdays, two byes, Christmas and New Year’s off. Home is unless the airplane says otherwise.

W1
vs Trap a Keg
Tuesday, Sep 8 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Loss
6–7
W2
@ Piña Pa Ti
Tuesday, Sep 15 · 7:00 PM · Kellys
Loss
4–10
W3
vs The Peetles
Tuesday, Sep 22 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Loss
6–7
W4
vs Shark Monkeys W/Sticks
Tuesday, Sep 29 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
W5
Bye
Tuesday, Oct 6 · no opponent this Tuesday
Bye
W6
@ Breaking Bad
Tuesday, Oct 13 · 7:00 PM · Cassidy's
Upcoming
W7
vs The Uncoachables
Tuesday, Oct 20 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
W8
@ Felt the Scratch - R1
Tuesday, Oct 27 · 7:00 PM · Carlow East
Upcoming
W9
vs Nomads - R1
Tuesday, Nov 3 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
W10
@ Trap a Keg
Tuesday, Nov 10 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
W11
vs Piña Pa Ti
Tuesday, Nov 17 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
W12
@ The Peetles
Tuesday, Nov 24 · 7:00 PM · Cassidy's
Upcoming
W13
@ Shark Monkeys W/Sticks
Tuesday, Dec 1 · 7:00 PM · Carlow East
Upcoming
W14
Bye
Tuesday, Dec 8 · no opponent this Tuesday
Bye
W15
vs Breaking Bad
Tuesday, Dec 15 · 7:00 PM · Tap a Keg
Upcoming
—
Christmas week
Tuesday, Dec 22 · no 7:00 PM match
League off
—
New Year's week
Tuesday, Dec 29 · no 7:00 PM match
League off

The sticks

Roster

Skill levels are from the APA sheet. Win-loss here is opening night plus last night against The Peetles. Week 2 at Kellys is on the schedule as a 4–10. That night’s player card is not on this page yet. Photo and bio are whatever each player put on their own private link.

Aaron Butler

0/0 · —
SL7

The heavy. When Aaron sits down, the other team starts doing math.

Cagney Joiner

“Nation”
2/2 · 100%
SL6

Cagney “Nation.” A 2-pack on opening night, then another 2 off Victor “Mc Vic” Edwards. Thirty innings. Helena kept that sheet.

Helena Cruz

1/2 · 50%
SL5

Opened fall with a 2-spot. Last night Larry “The Table Guy” lagged and blanked her in 22 innings. Tara marked the card.

Troy Blair

0/0 · —
SL5

Shows up, fires, does not overthink it.

Christy Crosland

0/2 · 0%
SL4

A point off Maryam on opening night. A point off Scott Doolan last night. Both tables still went the other way.

Tara Nachtigall

“Tornado”
0/2 · 0%
SL4

Tara “Tornado.” Ian Knodel swept match 5 on opening night. Last night she took a point off Peter Acquafredda. Peter took the match in 34 innings.

David Hanzal

David Hanzal

“Runs with Bags”
1/1 · 100%
SL2

Backs the team, brings the fun. Level 2 on paper, headache in person. Please, underestimate him...That's what drives him, your doubt...

Darenne Poyser

0/1 · 0%
SL3

New stick. Drew table 1 on night one, put up first, and still banked a point.

From the table

Tuesday nights

A couple of us can post recaps, photos, and the quote of the night. Not a public comment board — team desk only.

No recaps yet. Opening night is sitting there waiting for a writeup. Team login is in the corner.

Home table

Tap a Keg

Tap a Keg

Between 104th & 105th, Upper West Side

Subway: 1 train at 103rd Street

Regular-season home: Tuesdays, 7:00 PM. Trap a Keg took opening night 7–6. The Peetles took last night 7–6. The house is still ours.

Map it

Tuesday, Sep 29

Tap a Keg · vs Shark Monkeys W/Sticks

Between 104th & 105th, Upper West Side

Subway: 1 train at 103rd Street

Week 4 is at home. The Shark Monkeys come to , 7:00 PM.

Last night is closed, 6–7. Next bite is Sep 29.

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